Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Randomize
