i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I supernannyed him into submission
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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