The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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