i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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