He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Randomize
