Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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