I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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