I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
We need to get me chipped asap
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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