...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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