Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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