she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Randomize
