So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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