I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
