no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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