Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
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