Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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