this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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