Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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