i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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