I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
