Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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