I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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