How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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