question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
