U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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