do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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