Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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