Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
