: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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