a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You are a genius and a whore.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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