Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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