i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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