Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
