This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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