Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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