We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Girls should come with a carfax report
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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