She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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