it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Success! We fucked roommates!
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