Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
