And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
