I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
