she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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