I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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