I feel like I'm in dance class right now
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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