we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
