What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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