wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
