I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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