we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
420 ftw
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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