I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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