Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
