There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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