I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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