And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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