You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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